"20th Century Man" Lyrics Written By: Al Schnier Lyrics Transcribed (and image requested) By:  Jon McLennand Debut: August 1, 1999 Official recording(s) (if any): none

I remember that it's something I started
Get to feeling that I was late
Hope it's nothing there that rests at this party
Let's watch the ceiling tonight

Tom Saxon came out of the closet
With two cups and a guitar string
Then I yelled at him and said get out of that closet,
And get that velvet Elvis

Chorus:
    Think I'm going out of my head. I'm a
    20^th Century man. Well I,
    Think I'm going out of my head. I'm a
    20^th Century man.

I'd like to know how many times in my lifetime
John Travolta can be redeemed
I'd like to know how many (? - fingers - ?) in my side
Until he really mattered

(Chorus)

(Al solo)

(Chorus 2x)

I'm a 20^th Century man.
I'm a 20^th Century man.
I'm a 20^th Century man.
I'm a 20^th Century man.