Lyrics Transcribed By:   Donny Grieco, Mike Tinsmon

Debut: ?
Official recording(s) (if any): Real Live, Nearly Free

Whatever happened to kisses in the bathtub?
Whatever happened to soap in my mouth?
Whatever happened to burning your bras?
Whatever happened to burning your ?

Chorus:
    I don't know I think I'm going crazy
    I think I have a hole in my head
    I've got to finish this song cuz I get lazy
    Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead

Whatever happened to streaking at midnight?
Whatever happened to ice cream in bed?
Whatever happened to Carman Miranda?
Whatever happened to my scale ??

Chorus:
    I don't know I think I'm going crazy
    I think I have a hole in my head
    I've got a feeling as long as I get lazy
    Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead

Whatever happened to sexual rubdowns?
Whatever happened to sex at the zoo?
Whatever happened to sneakers with Velcro?
Whatever happened to fake apples too??

Chorus:
    I don't know I think I'm going crazy
    I think I have a hole in my head
    I've got a feeling as long as I get lazy
    Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead

Light a stick of Acapulco Gold
Some 151 and ice to keep it cold?
Pour it in a drink & I'll party all day
Watch (M?)TV while my brain slips away

Chorus:
    I don't know I think I'm going crazy
    I think I have a hole in my head
    I've got a feeling as long as I get lazy
    Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead