"Y.O.Y." Lyrics Written By:  Chuck Garvey Lyrics Transcribed By:   James Dunseth & Donny Grieco & Jesse Jarnow & Andy Kurzon & Andy Wilson Debut: February 15, 1992 Official recording(s) (if any): Codename: Weaselshark, Fatboy

Of all these people I can’t understand
Why they’re all flying in one direction
And if they didn’t have a road map
They couldn’t make a single connection

But why, oh, why must it be
I’m the only fish on the sea?

If I had a boat I’d sail the ocean
With nothing on but shades and suntan lotion
And if the man came to bust me
I would have to keep me free

But, pretty boys just leave a stench
Wish I could SUCK LIKE MONKEY WRENCH*

I will take every last thing with a smile on my face
I would take every little thing like I owned the whole damn place
I just ain’t got the time to get on my own case
What’s the difference anyway? I’m just joining in the race

But why, oh, why must I run?
What on Earth have I become?

My friends have been telling me and I definitely do agree
My doctor** says I’m oral/anal**
All my favorite symbols are wiped off the wall
I’ll smartin' up and stop trying to please you all

But why, oh, why must it be
I’m the only fish on the sea?

Of all these people I can’t understand
Why they’re all flying in one direction
And if they didn’t have a road map
They couldn’t make a single connection

But why, oh, why must I run
What on Earth have I become?

*Monkey Wrench was/is another Buffalo band that moe. used to open up for at Broadway Joe's, their slogan was "Monkey Wrench Sucks"

**both of these are changed often (such as "David Gans says I'm oral")